every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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