I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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