Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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