There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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