just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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