Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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