so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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