Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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