They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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