at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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