I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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