He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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