I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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