My brain says no but my pants say off.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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