i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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