i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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