I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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