Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Dignity is for republicans.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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