woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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