quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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