Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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