ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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