I have demons in me.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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