my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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