Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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