Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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