it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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