if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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