I wanna bring you to show and tell
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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