I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I had to cum in my sink.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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