Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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