It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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