Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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