You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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