I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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