So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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