ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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