What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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