Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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