are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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