He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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