didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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