I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
You were trust falling into bushes
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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