Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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