Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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