My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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