But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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