The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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