This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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