Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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