You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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