I never want to see another naked old woman again.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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