tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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