i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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