happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
