would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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