Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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